Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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