u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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