Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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