Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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