I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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