Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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