why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
you never un-have a 4some
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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