That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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