You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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