So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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