question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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