i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You can make out without kissing
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