he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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