ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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