doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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