Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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