You really coming over, don't trick.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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