We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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