Are we in a gay sports bar?
I am spending my child support on dildos
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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