But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
