one two three fourrrrnication!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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