if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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