My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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