i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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