Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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