or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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