so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i permit you to call me
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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