are you still at the devil's house?
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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