Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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