i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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