For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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