dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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