Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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