We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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