K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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