I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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