We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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