Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Houston, we have a squirter
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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