i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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