I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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