now i know why i became what i already was.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Can I color on your dick again?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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