I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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