Please, let me fuck your mom
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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