And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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