I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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