After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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