there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wish i was in the wii world.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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