why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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