And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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