And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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