better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My dick has a subreddit
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