another moral hangover. fuck.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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