so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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