my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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